She Likes to Iron

I like to buy wrinkle-free clothes because, well, I can be inherently lazy. My wife, however, does her best to look her best, which I appreciate, and is great at ironing. Although this is an ode to her ironing ability, she did find out one day that I know how to iron, so alas, when my wrinkle-free things are so wrinkle-free, I can’t nudge her for help.