- Men, I explained, sick of slack scrotums and testicles inconveniently separated by boxer seams, were lining up to have their low-hangers permanently lifted.
All this does is remind me of the song lyric “Do your balls hang low?”
- The procedure itself is minimally invasive: excess skin is removed and the joins are positioned where natural grooves form up to the scrotal ‘seam’ so as to minimise any scar visibility. The whole thing takes around an hour (you can easily have it done at lunch) and is performed under local anaesthetic.
So, the next time you are at lunch you can ponder if you, or your loved one, might just need a scrotal lift.